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Decisions, decisions

Anonymous - 28/03/2012 16:01 - United States - Port Townsend

Today, my 27 year-old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML

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Anonymous - 23/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Menomonee Falls

Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML

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phreshrice - 07/04/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML

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Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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Anonymous - 15/01/2026 03:00

Today, after a silly argument, I decided to walk up on my boyfriend naked, but instead of a cute reaction video, I got a video of him yelling at me to grow up, get my ass dressed, and to stop trying to manipulate him while he’s angry at me. The argument was over the Lego we’re building together. FML

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Gabi - 20/02/2012 14:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML

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Anonymous - 08/06/2025 21:00

Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML

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fyou - 24/01/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML

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hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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Anonymous - 19/04/2021 12:00 - Romania - Orsova

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:33

I'm sorry but Lego is the best!

weasel123 9

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:34

Well, Legos are pretty awesome. I can't say I blame him.

Chad_the_Brony 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 23:01

I'm probably going to get thumbs down for this, but what was he building?

traze 7

Wednesday 28 March 2012 23:01

Your never too old for Lego, NEVER!...And WTH?!!!

RussianFox 13

Wednesday 28 March 2012 23:02

Who said there was ever an age limit on when to stop playing with Legos?

LilKriminal 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 23:03

You can make a girl out of legos, but you can't make legos out of a girl...sorry, legos win

Epiqness 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 23:05

You can't really blame him, Legos are epic.

labanana_fml 5

Wednesday 28 March 2012 23:06

lego is etter than sex

Coma001st 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 23:07

You know your getting fat when.....

flyingfox408 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 23:08

You must be awful. :(

anarchistpunk 3

Wednesday 28 March 2012 23:25

Picking legos over sex doesn't make her bad, it just means he knows his priorities.

perdix 29

Wednesday 28 March 2012 23:09

LEGO MY EGGO'S! Aieeeeeee!

geod69 8

Wednesday 28 March 2012 23:13

Legos & Lincoln logs

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Today, a person came into McDonald's, where I work. They ordered a Happy Meal. As they were an adult, I assumed the meal was for their child, who wasn't with them. When I asked if the toy was for a boy or a girl, they said the toy was for them. I still had to ask if it was for a boy or a girl. FML

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Today, through my Ring doorbell I saw a pregnant woman knock on the door for my son and claim the baby was his. He just said to her, "No it’s not", then shut the door in her face. She left before I could get there. The little bastard won’t tell me her name or phone number. FML

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Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML

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