Crisis Averted By FML Videos - 16/09/2018 23:59 Problem Solving 101 I agree, your life sucks 263 You deserved it 109 Share Tweet Share
Today, while in heavy traffic on the highway, a motorcyclist managed to t-bone my car. He picked himself up, glanced at the side of my car, and quickly drove off, all in the space of a few seconds. I just got an expensive paint job on this thing. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 856 You deserved it 3 037
Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 401 You deserved it 7 149
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML I agree, your life sucks 7 798 You deserved it 1 885
Today, for the first time ever, I was able to have a good hair day without blow drying it or using product. Or so I thought. The first words my mom spoke to me when I came downstairs were “Go fix your hair.” FML I agree, your life sucks 2 230 You deserved it 258
Today, at 10AM, I fried my $2000 work laptop by dropping a glass of water on the keyboard. One hour later, the IT tech gave me a new laptop with my former hard disk and I felt very lucky. Then, at 2PM, I dropped another glass of water on my keyboard. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 437 You deserved it 7 410
Today, I let my best friend know how I feel about him, since I have developed feelings for some time. I let it all out, hyperventilating and crying, yet relieved that I finally got it off my chest. He put his hand on my shoulder and said, “I appreciate it and you’re a great friend, but you’re kinda too homely for me.” FML I agree, your life sucks 501 You deserved it 163
That’s basically me, when I’m asked, “You want some nookie?”