Creepy

Dummy - 10/11/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I saw an adorable girl at the bar and I went to talk to her. I decided to use my cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh. After I said it, she knew who I was. It was my cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years. FML
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LEPOfficer 0

I like how you said "adorable" to keep people from flamin' you for thinking your cousin is hawt.

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frootloopkicker 0

I could totally see something like this happening to me... That's what happens when you have a large family where you only see a person once every five to ten years. Definitely FYL.

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PutDownTheGun 0

Ohio? Are you sure you're not from Kentucky?

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niner4life 0

i don't think you should've tried to pick up a girl you thought was "adorable"

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Houdeka 0

oh come you wanted to make her lube your dick with tears from the shear force of your **** scraping the sides of her throat.

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makesfunofyou 0

you are a sick ****, either youre sick as fck, or stupid as fck

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PonPonPattaPon 0

OOHHH MYYY GAWWWWDDD!!! D:}

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lamenessabounds 0

You live in Ohio....you probably still hit that anyway, don't lie.........

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Argerkrieger 0

You're on the border with the South. If its been a while, just hit it.

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bill_zebub 0

South of Dayton, it's probably all good.

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AsAlwaysAndrew 0

Way to go, like Ohio needed another thing to make it look bad. ¬.¬

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