Costume parties are the worst

Anonymous - - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML
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perdix 29

Good thing you didn't dress up as a ******.

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Tarvo1 0

Today, I went to a party, found a big piñata, and hit it repeatedly. A person fell out. FML

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lm27 5

piñata costume + drunk people = bad idea...it's just common sense...

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fakeaccountX 6

YDI YDI. (You deserve it you damn idiot.)

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IphonFML 6

HAYY! this is like the dice fml where everyone was rolling the people wearing dice. but again it IS different.

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jewban 3

mm I'd hit dat shit all night looong

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AriTheAirhead 10

you must have been a smash hit at the party.

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karinabeby 0

Did you give them candy ?

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imright24 0

YDI. What did you think drunk people were going to do?

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perdix 29

Good thing you didn't dress up as a ******.

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DocBastard 38

God damn you, perdix. This is exactly what I was going to say. Go do some work and give someone else a chance!

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KingDingALing 9

Perdix wins. KaySL said that you should stop abusing me.

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DocBastard 38

Who, me? I don't abuse anyone except those who deserve it.

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KingDingALing 9

No, I was talking to Perdix.

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DocBastard 38

Oh, ok. I doubt Kay said anything of the sort, however. She abuses the most people here by a nautical mile.

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perdix 29

King, I wasn't aware that I started.

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KingDingALing 9

Kay said that he climbed into my window and then Perdix busted in with a shotgun and told him not to touch the merchandise.... KaySL- You want some love? Be at my place in 10 minutes. Make sure that you're drunk before you get here. Don't forget the PCP, Cocaine, and the lube. Especially the lube... Wait...what?

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KingDingALing 9

She? Hmm...strap-on? I might "purposely" pass out to get some mouth to mouth...but other then that, we'll be fine. I forgot to mention, I will be video taping everything so that I can have a memory of this...

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DocBastard 38

Kay - I'm glad you hate me now. It's comforting to know that you hate everyone equally. How do you say "Bring it, bitch!" in French?

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KingDingALing 9

She? Hmmm...strap-on? I might "accidently" overdose so that I can pass out and get some mouth to mouth...but other then that, we'll be fine.. I forgot to mention, bring some edible body paint...that's definitely a must.

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KingDingALing 9

Maybe the camera hates you because you rejected it! :p

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daminantion 14

bastard, i do broient a friendly version is "en-garde", though a harsher version would be "bouche mes fèces" ;)

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Tarvo1 0

Today, I went to a party, found a big piñata, and hit it repeatedly. A person fell out. FML

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sourgirl101 28

And.... I never got candy.

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MissLizWolf 8

You really deserve it when you thought drunk people wouldn't bash you with sticks...

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DudeImBetter 0

if you come to a baseball pizza party dressed as a piñata what do you expect.

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danieyellie 0

lol I read ur description! I love ur taste in music :)

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