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Cool move, dude

Anonymous - 09/12/2010 09:47 - France

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

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Cool moves, bro

Anonymous - 30/06/2012 09:45

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

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Romantic

Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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Major romcom vibes

staciedee - - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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Anonymous - 06/05/2018 06:00

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to jump out from behind the bedroom door to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. I slipped and broke two ribs when I hit the ground. Instead of a sexy birthday evening, he got to take me to hospital. FML

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Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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Like in the movies

alltern8ive - - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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tara22 - 27/04/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against the wall and kiss me like they do in the movies. Being all aggressive and smooth, he grabs my shirt and pushes me. He pushed a little too hard and my head was thrown back into the wall. I was knocked out for ten minutes. FML

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kaylashay2k13 - 17/05/2016 14:18 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML

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meganasoarus 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:15

why did you roll off? you're supposed to stay on the bed.

DahkLohd 4

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:20

Maybe she's really round, so that's why she rolled off.

suazo15 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 18:29

haha... dumb

rencegoh 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 18:32

shit happens

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 9 December 2010 18:46

You forgot to tuck before the roll.

WillKill4Beer 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 18:58

LMFAO!!!! Hahaha sucks to be you Frenchie!!! :P

docscientist 9

Thursday 9 December 2010 19:06

Didn't starfox teach you anything about barrel rolls?

abunton08 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 19:15

Lolz

incomple 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 20:33

I hope you BROKE off that relationship.

Solsia 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 21:47

Not his fault that you're lousy in bed.

mudcake 0

Friday 10 December 2010 0:31

LMAO!

mijo86_fml 0

Friday 10 December 2010 1:05

sounds like some body isn't drinking enough milk to me

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