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Cook out

zazadudu - 23/12/2008 06:47 - France

Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I heard him arrive and shout as he came up the stairs, "Stinks of shit in here! Have you been cooking?" I threw everything in the trash. We'll eat sandwiches. FML

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fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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We'll just order out

Lili - 22/03/2025 09:00 - United States - Akron

Today, I cooked dinner for my boyfriend, hoping to impress him with my culinary skills. I burnt the garlic bread, overcooked the chicken, and managed to set off the smoke alarm three times. When I finally served the meal, my boyfriend said, "It's like a sad buffet at a middle school prom." FML

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GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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Sick burn

Anonymous - - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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Roommate from hell

Anonymous - 13/10/2020 10:57 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML

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AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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Give me a break

anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

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Nature calls

anon - 27/07/2023 22:00

Today, my idiot boyfriend, who thinks he's an outdoorsman, made sauce from mushrooms he'd foraged. I refused to eat it. He got upset and had two helpings. He's now in bed, whining about how bad he feels. Stupid dumbass. FML

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Honey…

greenintheface - 30/04/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML

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Kitchen nightmare

not chicken spaghetti - 18/12/2016 23:58 - United States - Clarksville

Today, while cooking supper with my boyfriend, we both smelled something funny. He tasted the sauce I was making, then asked me to taste it because something was off. I guess the burned Teflon of our cheap pot mixed with Ro-Tel just doesn't work that well. Now we're having dry chicken and plain noodles. FML

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cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:24

Oh f*** that. Make him eat half-cooked rice/pasta for a few days- impact his bowels. Food is important to me, and my darling boyfriend slaves at cooking a variety of things for me as a treat sometimes, which is absolutely delicious and precious. You need to find someone who appreciates your talents, as you obviously cook with love.

harro1337 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 12:13

You should have let him seen all the tasty warm food but then given him a plate of sandwiches (crappy, cold ones at that). Then you eat all the food you made while he enjoys his half-assed P&J.

CarterColbie 4

Monday 4 January 2010 4:00

Jeez. What a dick.

Frenz 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 11:12

If he's such a gourmet chef, he can do the cooking from now on.

ccc01 1

Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:31

You know some dishes do stink while they cook (onions for example) you jumped to conclusions too early.

fatman1970 25

Friday 19 March 2010 9:33

My cooking is not much better!

SeximusPrime 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 23:16

Nice, waste all that food that could have fed some starving homeless person.

strawberryspacejam 11

Friday 30 April 2010 4:00

You havent been staying in the kitchen I see...

NinjaKeiLynn 3

Wednesday 30 June 2010 12:57

I agree with #11 Your better than that. If he doesn't appriciate then let him do it himself But #27 is also right. People shouldn't jump to conclusions. Just to let you know, if that was me in your shoes I would've drop kicked his face for being rude and talking to a lady like that but then again he could've had a bad day at work. Every bright side always has a dark side too.

FMLFMLFMLtimes2 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 20:12

Well then...maybe he shouldn't stop treating you like that. Divorce or break up or whatever. But if you allow him to treat you like that then you're a good for nothing feeling sorry for herself idiot that deserves this.