Money, Alcohol Teenagers Congratulations, you played yourself

Congratulations, you played yourself

danielle - 23/04/2009 07:16 - United States

Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML

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gimme beer - 13/06/2023 18:00

Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML

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Joe - 04/08/2011 18:28 - United States

Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML

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Kerrilyn - - United States

Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML

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Marty - 10/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Irving

Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML

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darn it. - 20/02/2009 16:16 - United States

Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML

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no booze, no boyfriend - 04/06/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML

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whyme - 31/05/2013 18:47 - United States - Crescent

Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML

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Anonymous - 13/09/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML

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Triedtobecool - 06/04/2009 02:22 - Canada

Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML

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DerrickUhl - - United States - Napa

Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML

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aego56 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:06

Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21)...*YDI*

ShayDee313 3

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:03

that's what you get!!!!

Ridley_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:11

you're retarded. Strangers will always take your money. Looks like you have no friends. #8. Having the age be 18 hasn't done much for you, you only sound like a jackass.

Ikasu 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:11

YDI, 'nuff said.

Rodjmeister 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:12

fail...

judgeymcjudge 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:14

"Hey, random guy, take my money and do me a favour. You're clearly dodgy enough to purchase alcohol for minors. No, I don't mind if you go to your car first. Surely you're not THAT dodgy." Incredible. I didn't believe this kind of stupidity actually existed. You totally deserve it, you absolute ******* moron.

firearmofmutiny 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:19

You done got hustled.

hazz_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:19

YDI.

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:19

You are a dumbasss for giving a random guy your money. Also, I hope you enjoy vomiting, passing out, and waking up in a place you don't recognize.

MaramaBreaksFace 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:20

YDI. Duh.

Jimboom 11

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:20

Ha ha! Totally deserve it. Though it doesn't really matter about age limits as the people who really want to drink will find a way to get hold of it. In future just befriend the oldest looking person in your social group and get them to do it for you.