Conflict Resolution - FML

Conflict Resolution

FML Approved - 06/10/2017 03:00

This is basically me during every conflict I've ever witnessed.

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

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Friday 6 October 2017 11:23

dude knows what's up haha

Jazzy bolch 1

Friday 6 October 2017 14:14

Ha me

Stiggy626 25

Friday 6 October 2017 11:23

dude knows what's up haha

Jazzy bolch 1

Friday 6 October 2017 14:14

Ha me

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML

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Today, the cops showed up at my work because people were fighting in the parking lot. This is a nightly occurrence. FML

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Today, I was supposed to deliver my S/O's keys to the garage, where he got his car fixed after a minor accident. I pulled out of my alley, only to have my flip flop catch on my accelerator, causing me to hit another car passing by. FML

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Today, one of my best friends and I both got mail. She got her wedding invites to send out; I got my divorce papers. FML

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Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML

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Today, a couple of friends and I went camping in a national park. When we got there, a ranger came up to us and said, "There have been many sightings of coyotes, don't worry, if they charge you, they'll bluff and flee at the last moment." We met a coyote, it didn't bluff. FML

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