Love Complaint

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Anonymous - 17/09/2014 20:07 - United States

Today, I was eating a hot fudge sundae and said that the fudge was at the very bottom and I couldn't reach it with my spoon. My husband muttered, "Fat girl problems." FML

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salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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stifledbyyou - 12/12/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

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June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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maisie - 22/11/2018 22:00

Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML

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Make it make sense

Anonymous - 27/11/2025 15:00

Today, I was told it is "fatphobic" to "assume someone's weight is related to their food choices" and that I have a "problematic relationship with food." All because I didn't want to eat a bigger slice of the cake someone brought in at work. FML

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f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

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Awful line of inquiry

teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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Mixed signals

Anonymous - 04/11/2021 19:59 - New Zealand - Nelson

Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML

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ThunderThighs - 23/07/2014 23:24 - United States - Flemington

Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

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Jello - 26/02/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML

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Wednesday 17 September 2014 23:25

Sounds like he's got asshole problems.

trellz17 19

Wednesday 17 September 2014 23:26

Well I guess that's a skinny boy problem too cause I hate that shit. I want all my fudge!!

shanebob 15

Thursday 18 September 2014 7:16

That's actually pretty funny.

ShadowClone27 3

Thursday 18 September 2014 7:18

Lol

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Thursday 18 September 2014 8:46

I sure hope to have a husband like that... Gee.. Girl, give that man a lesson! :D

Jairo_23difo 3

Thursday 18 September 2014 10:03

divorce his ass #singleguyproblems

jeriaslovesyou 16

Thursday 18 September 2014 11:35

I would've made him sleep on the couch, haha!

hope4life 9

Thursday 18 September 2014 11:37

Ahhh he is glad he is not married to 90% of the Females I know. They would have put that Boy or douche which ever you chose to call him in his place. Theres never a reason to joke about a gals weight. My thought is who does he think he is to be able to talk like that? In other words don't put up with that Shit, you are a Woman! Curvy, skinny, any body shape, flaunt it Girl!