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Clown World

sweetsixteen - 22/06/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML

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Anonymous - 06/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML

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Randolph - 15/10/2012 02:24 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML

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Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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lolu - 10/10/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

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Aww! You shouldn't have! ....REALLY! - 10/05/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML

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Anon - 28/11/2023 14:00 - Canada

Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML

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Anonymous - 09/08/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML

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I hate myself - 21/06/2025 15:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I thought I was going to a friend’s birthday party. Turns out, it was a surprise party for someone else... and I was the surprise. Everyone shouted “Surprise!” and I realized I wasn’t invited. I awkwardly ate a cupcake and left. FML

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PmS - 08/03/2009 07:16 - United States

Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML

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NotRetarded - 11/04/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

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mexicansweetie48 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:57

lol. wow get over it. have fun gosh.

NGM_47 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:59

Well at least your mom is better than most moms on this site cause it seems like she really she tried :D

shawnarawwwrr 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:55

EPIC win. i wish my mom hired clowns.

audereyy 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:02

agree with #1 i wish my mom would hire a clown for my sweet 16!

Rakayum 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:22

OH MY GAWD! that is like, ah, so terrible! your life is like, ruined.

lexilovesyou 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 5:21

Hah cool mom(: Jkjk; At Least You got a party. & she was making an effort to do someething you would enjoyy.

xHaniffax 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:05

It's funny how you call the OP loser but then say "first" you fail. loser.

x0aka0x 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:34

i know i couldn't resist

dawny1090 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 19:06

oh no .. a clown.. its the end of the ******* world..

Enoch134 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:49

I wish I had b day parties the last one I had was my baby shower fml

Clare420 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 19:21

it's just a clown...did it really **** up your life?? my parents didn't even throw me a sweet sixteen, I had to throw myself one ( it was better anyways LOL )