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eyeamcool - - United States

Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML
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Passengers? What passengers? Oh, you mean the children you were abducting...

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mudkipsan 19

One day, #8 will learn when to end a joke, and #9 will learn how to spot one.

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Passengers? What passengers? Oh, you mean the children you were abducting...

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Indiana_fml 4

Haha, that must have been creepy for all of you. Wouldn't know how I would feel if I were convinced of having a child abductor right next to me.

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1Tsk 0

well you shouldn't have abused those children then

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ddlovatolover 23

The FML says child abductor, not child abuser.

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boer 0

can't you guys read? It says SIMILAR, not that he is the one.

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mudkipsan 19

One day, #8 will learn when to end a joke, and #9 will learn how to spot one.

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ZombieKnickers_fml 8

And one day #10 will get an award for that comment.

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deathhill3 40

He has one, sort of. He is currently one of the top comments.

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Eresbel 0

lol to #10 and #11.

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