Close encounter

magicalDEATH - - United Kingdom

Today, I flew a toy helicopter into my face. FML
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seriously? what did you not see it or where you like "oh, look here comes the helicopter straight to my face, should I move? no it'll probably change it's course any minute now".

I feel a paradox. You were piloting a helicopter on a trajectory that went awry, spun out, and crashed it into your own face. How odd.

you have great aim, my friend, great aim..

I love how people thought I was serious.

uhhheyy 0

PAHAHAHA!!!!!! that is too much

atomicmrpelly 2

So ******* what? I stubbed my toe today but I'm not posting it here because it's not a FML is it?!

iWillLiveByMyPen 0

how did you not see that thing flying at your face....duck and cover.. ? lol :D

I found out I had an ingrown toenail. Should I post that?

are you that retarded? all you had to do was duck