every time I hear these FML stories, I can't imagine how painful it must be. I hope you kick her ass to the curb. don't look back. and find someone who will be loyal. I've never cheated and I never will. no matter how bad a relationship gets, cheating is just not an option, just another complication. good luck.

Uhm, it was a joke as in he was overseas and his penis reached all the way home?

oh man, that's shitty

well dont get mad till ur a 100% sure she might have been using a *****....... (most likley not tho) :)

Sucks to be you dude. Kick this chick to the curb.

mabye she had a vibrator? don't always asume she was cheating

Just toss her out. Or, toss her shit out on the street when she's not home. If the apartment is in your name, even better.

Seu vizinho é gay.

When the cat's away, the mouse will play.

'Sokay, she was probably faking.