Cops Transportation Classic - FML

Classic

anonymous - 18/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML

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FakeID - 06/05/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML

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Officer McGiggles

ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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Brain fart

Anonymous - 16/03/2013 14:58 - United States - Springfield

Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML

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Panic mode activated

Man in car - 11/10/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML

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emptypockets - 31/10/2014 13:35 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML

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Anonymous - 16/11/2010 12:28 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML

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DMV blues

HellisLikeTheDMV - 13/07/2012 15:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML

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imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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Community policing

phant776 - 13/05/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML

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Friday 18 September 2009 12:12

You idiots and your fake IDs, seriously.

rozuzu 0

Friday 18 September 2009 12:10

your own fault... but unlucky...

PandaPandaPandaX 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 11:55

GTFO and back to /b/ Bye, now.

Be_My_Guest 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 19:21

what's with all u people and them fake IDs? Are they so easy to get??

lsinc20 5

Monday 11 April 2011 23:59

Hahahaha I just pissed myself!!

YoungBanks 3

Monday 25 April 2011 17:29

you deserve it for breaking the law and being retarded enough to give your fake I.D to a cop.

insanelyXnikki 18

Monday 16 January 2012 8:30

Ydi for having a fake I.D....

LexiVerborg 11

Friday 8 February 2013 0:14

Did you Get in any trouble?

Lilyum 15

Tuesday 26 March 2013 8:00

Why on Earth do you have a faked I.D? 。(つД`)ノ

The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 15 August 2013 4:01

you really deserved it

DemCherries 4

Friday 20 January 2017 4:18

ydi

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