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secret - - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

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Stolen valor

Anonymous - 21/06/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML

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Ya_I_said_it - 26/07/2016 15:31

Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML

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ShitHappens2016 - 16/04/2017 18:00

Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday. FML

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Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:31 - Canada

Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML

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The blame game

Anonymous - 12/01/2016 14:44

Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML

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Happy Birthday to me

Zebra - 30/12/2020 22:58

Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML

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Danger zone

Anonymous - 09/03/2022 10:00 - Denmark - Fredensborg

Today, my mother bitched me out for not coming to my sister's birthday tomorrow. She's 25 and lives at home, and she, my mother, and father all have Covid. FML

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And I Oop

Anonymous - 15/01/2021 23:01

Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML

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Anonymous - 21/07/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML

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You're welcome!

birthdaygirl - 22/10/2024 09:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my mom to let her know I was coming home for my upcoming birthday, as I haven’t seen my parents in months. She then stated she hated my birthday because it reminded her she was getting older, and they may have preexisting plans that evening anyways. Really feeling the family love… FML

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zinoxity 23

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:37

What the? What'd she say when you corrected her? But I guess sometimes people get confused between children. My parents call my sisters by the others name sometimes.

xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:38

I hope you shame your mom for forgetting yours. Happy birthday, OP!

zinoxity 23

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:37

What the? What'd she say when you corrected her? But I guess sometimes people get confused between children. My parents call my sisters by the others name sometimes.

mellajella 14

Sunday 15 February 2015 7:40

My mom calls me the dog's name occasionally so I don't see how swapping a birthday by accident is far-fetched.

codytallica 38

Sunday 15 February 2015 12:33

I'm sure it was a honest mistake

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 15 February 2015 13:53

#19 Sure, but do you get bitched out for not answering with a woof?

TheArrow_fml 5

Sunday 15 February 2015 20:22

yea my dad either calls me my sisters name or even sometimes my dogs name

maddieex 14

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:38

Don't give her any cake. That'll show her.

kmaheynoway 25

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:47

Yeah. Well, they probably gave the cake to your sister anyways..

Nameless_Fellow 11

Sunday 15 February 2015 7:21

The cake is a lie.

kittykat1501 31

Monday 18 January 2016 20:23

Lol good reference.

Nescology 11

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:38

Sorry to hear about that OP! Happy birthday though, I hope you had a good birthday other than that!

xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:38

I hope you shame your mom for forgetting yours. Happy birthday, OP!

cheeeksss 29

Sunday 15 February 2015 9:20

I was hoping the mom sent it to the wrong daughter.

pauliegon 18

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:39

Looks like someone's got some splainin' (and apologizing) to do...

stupidface15 16

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:44

how do you know she's not your twin

MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:54

Happy birthday! I hope your mom finally realizes it's the day YOU were born.

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Sunday 15 February 2015 5:54

It's okay OP. My parents forgot my birthday once too... But I'm an only child...

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Sunday 15 February 2015 5:55

Cue Dave Dameshek "shaaaaaaaaame"

KhaleesiDannie 26

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:55

Hopefully she made it up to you with a great party or at least a nice gift happy birthday and Valentines day

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Today, after discussing all the things our 4 year-old does for attention, I asked my partner what I could do to get some attention from him His response? “You get enough attention from the baby.” FML

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Today, I was sternly told that if I didn't pass more students, I would be out of a job. I then went to my class to collect papers, and was stymied by how I could be giving passing grades to the 12 of 24 who didn't turn anything in. College students. FML

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Today, my husband and I have been trying to have a baby for almost a year. I finally have a good chance to get pregnant this month, and I'm ovulating today for the first time in 3 months. My husband has the flu, he's highly contagious for the next 24 hours, and has been asleep since I got home from work. FML

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Today, I was outside with my two new kittens. A woman came rushing over, saying how glad she was that they were outside. She then started complaining that she had only been able to see them through the windows previously. I have no idea who she is or where she lives. FML

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Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML

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Today, it was an extremely hot day so I hit up the beach for a swim. Just as I entered the water, the first wave approached me. I tried to jump it and lost my footing, managing to dislocate my hip. I had to be dragged from the water by the lifeguards. FML

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