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Anonymous - 28/01/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend beat me and my whole family at Scrabble using only rude words. Seriously, he got a double word on BUTTOCK, a triple letter on the X in SEX then finally got a double word and 50 points for using all his letters by turning the word IS into CLITORIS. FML

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Anonymous - 17/02/2023 00:00

Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML

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Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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ktinanic - 30/12/2011 17:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends. FML

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I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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False pretenses

Anonymous - 17/06/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, my friend told me that he was having a Scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special Scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in, everyone was playing beer pong. FML

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Spud

cheat - - United States

Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm "so slow a turtle could kick my ass" and that he has "a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend." FML

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Grandma rocks!

Anonymous - 20/04/2014 21:38 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML

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Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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Diss track

Popscene - - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML

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gigamesh 8

Monday 29 January 2024 1:27

just sounds like a sore loser

Hangryko 31

Monday 29 January 2024 0:50

Those aren't rude words. Up your game.

Hangryko 31

Monday 29 January 2024 0:50

Those aren't rude words. Up your game.

gigamesh 8

Monday 29 January 2024 1:27

just sounds like a sore loser

poopface82 23

Monday 29 January 2024 2:41

That’s one way to liven up Scrabble.

n3rdn3ss 8

Monday 29 January 2024 5:55

That's badass!

maverick83 15

Monday 29 January 2024 16:35

That's actually quite impressive.

L0life29 6

Monday 29 January 2024 22:45

respect! 👊🏻

TeacherTeem 21

Tuesday 30 January 2024 6:12

It’s kind of your fault. Changing IS to ******** uses only 6 letters. You get a 50 point bonus if you use ALL 7 of your letters.

Gubbon 17

Tuesday 30 January 2024 9:16

After reading the first 5 words, I thought this was going to be a real FML. Now I just think your boyfriend did something cool and you're a sore loser. Or have no sense of humor.