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minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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Fartagirl - 15/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML

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Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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Anonymous - 21/12/2010 02:31 - United States

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML

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Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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please leave... - 13/02/2013 19:33 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML

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brill 3

Saturday 29 August 2009 3:19

holy crap. that's freaking embarrassing.

djb23 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 3:20

so girls DO fart!

BrEnNo1023 5

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:58

**** their lives for rallying around the toilets just for the sake of looking. this is why there's so many school shootings. people get angry at people like these idiot fuckhead boys

fallacy_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 3:03

That sucks. I feel bad for you; it's not your fault! I would have done the exact same thing. =(

Hockeylover87_71 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 5:47

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww

Shyman4ever 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 9:27

Wow, those noobs need to get a life, it's farts, who gives a rats ass?

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Sunday 30 August 2009 10:54

That happened to me before too. It was the first day of school, freshman year and it was in computer class. The teacher had to leave, and this one cute guy in 11th grade was goofing off and making everyone laugh and when i started laughing, i let out a HUGE fart! xD i blamed it on the person next to me and everyone believed me. that girl hates me now. and plus, that cute guy is now my boyfriend. =P

wowza477 4

Monday 31 August 2009 2:10

That's terrible how could you!?

Venuman 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:54

Lol you rock xD that takes real skill to pull off lol!!! #109 it's not terrible, it's comedy xD I would probably not only blame it on another person but even get the person to admit he/she did it xD

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Sunday 30 August 2009 20:52

LOL

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Monday 31 August 2009 5:22

I feel bad for you! But props on getting all those guys waiting for you ;) ! I could never get a crowd of guys no matter how loud I fart!!

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Monday 31 August 2009 6:04

Thats cool. I wish I could pass one that loud. I'd be legendary.You should have utilized the moment and made them cheer for you.

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Monday 31 August 2009 17:10

omg! That is soooo embarrassing!

dramatized423 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 8:21

you should have STAYED in the bathroom. those guys cant stay in the hall forever. but you could have used the excuse of being sick to stay in the bathroom.....