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Cats rule

Respect101 - - United States - Alvin

Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, because they are laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurted out, "Just like you?" FML

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Cats with jobs

Anonymous - 14/03/2023 15:00

Today, I sent my boss a picture of my cat instead of the report I was supposed to send. He replied, "Maybe I should've hired him instead of you." FML

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Trust

CoA - 06/09/2016 11:40 - United States - Dekalb

Today, at my new job, I realized I have been spending too much time with just my cat. As I passed some coworkers in the hall, I nodded and gave them the "slow blink of trust" that is used with cats. FML

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thatsucks - 30/12/2010 09:39

Today, I told my best friend that I liked him and have liked him for a long time. His response was "That's cool. So, when did you get a cat?" FML

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Feline support

Chrissi - 23/11/2023 22:00 - United States - Reno

Today, in what was probably a freudian slip, I 'accidentally' sent my boss a text message meant for my therapist, containing an elaborate plan to sneak my cat into the office as my "emotional support animal." My boss replied with a simple "Denied." My dreams of a feline-fueled workspace shattered. FML

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Emma - 05/01/2016 03:08 - United Kingdom - Rawtenstall

Today, I had a job interview where I was asked, "Who is your best friend?" I replied truthfully, "My cat", only to then be asked what my cat would describe as my best qualities, which didn't go far beyond, "Remembering to feed him". They weren't impressed. FML

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Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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Differences

Alone - 21/05/2014 11:05 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally had a date, my first one in well over a year. Everything was going good, until my date asked, "Do you like cats or dogs better?" When I responded cats, my date promptly got up and left, saying, "This isn't meant to be." FML

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TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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whitecollar - 05/12/2012 02:43 - United Kingdom - Scarborough

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

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anonomys - 05/09/2011 19:19 - Canada

Today, my husband compared me to his parents' dog. Why? Because when I sleep, I fart and scare myself awake. Just like his parents' dog. FML

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Thursday 26 June 2014 8:19

Loose lips sink ships, OP.

Cameron257 14

Thursday 26 June 2014 8:19

That's a good way to get fired.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Thursday 26 June 2014 13:45

What a boring reason to have a favourite animal. Your boss sounds awesomely dull and unimaginative.

vikky538 28

Thursday 26 June 2014 14:23

YDI

bahamut357 16

Thursday 26 June 2014 14:28

Ah, foot-in-mouth syndrome strikes again.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 26 June 2014 15:25

And there goes your job...I would think... Cats are a bit easier to take care of so that might also be on his side

reno1496 6

Thursday 26 June 2014 15:40

Oops!

laughmaster 9

Thursday 26 June 2014 16:20

Fired

TyChief 8

Thursday 26 June 2014 16:48

Bye, bye job.

GentlemanBastard 15

Thursday 26 June 2014 16:50

Unfortunate, but hilarious. On a side note, I blame ancient Egypt and their cat fetish as to why cats are such self-important assholes. How can you sleep 18 hours a day, and still have such delusions of grandeur? ******* cats...