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newniece - - United States

Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML

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notsohappyniece - 02/11/2009 16:10 - United States

Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML

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mylifereallyISeffed - 22/07/2009 10:43 - Australia

Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML

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carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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Love is love, but come on…

nen_00 - 14/09/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML

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tkoester - - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

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Grandson - 01/01/2012 13:51 - Australia

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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Gammy got game

moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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chickety boom - 02/08/2013 12:41 - United States - Austin

Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML

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A teacher's burden

Anonymous - 13/05/2009 17:46 - Canada

Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year-old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML

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Anonymous - 09/05/2015 20:50

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

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Wednesday 27 January 2010 9:38

I got it. You are going to be 18 when grandpa's love child, your aunt will be born. Grandpa's going to jail, so the baby mama is underage. Yeah, having an aunt that is younger than you is odd, but what is really ****** up is that you are older than your "new" grandma, or your new grandma is your grandpa's prison bitch. He's got more options than you do ;)

doink 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 9:31

The "aunt" is the baby.

aquagodess 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 8:15

that bites:( I'm so sorry. wow that girls a *****!!

BadLuckFMLLLL 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 21:45

Ugh. FYL.

BohoG 0

Friday 29 January 2010 10:52

damn...

tisiphone_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 2:06

That's just disturbing.

Juggalette525 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 6:38

that sucks. and if they are saying that they will have an aunt 18 years younger than the person must be 18 obviously. ppl are thinking too much into this.

trooper14 0

Monday 1 February 2010 7:58

im just curious how he knows he's going to have an aunt and not an uncle after only 2 months. I'm no dr. but come on fucktard...it takes at least 3 months to know if its a boy or girl.

MACJunkie 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 19:03

okay, OP, from now on, pretend like you are in the worst possible position and tell the FML from that point of view, since people are soo pissy and saying that this isn't even an FML for you..... so, next time tell it from your grandmother's point of view--maybe when the baby is born..... when people can't argue about whether you can tell the sex or not.. seriously, if this were fake, don't you think they would've just posted "facts" that made sense.. maybe since it's TRUE, and the OP is only 18, maybe she made up how many months b/c she wasn't sure or maybe she got confused or exaggerated! who knows!?! jeeze!