Broke boyz

ohno - - United States

Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paperclip. FML
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evilplatypus 38

I'd rather they take the coffee stirrers than the coffee. Or my job. Be grateful for what you DO have.

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whitey53 5

Hey man, whatever works lol

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Peach3 1

Did it occur to you to wash your hands and use your finger...?

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rbr0wn 3

Would you stir hot coffee with your finger?

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coltsrock37 15

Just make sure you don't wake up with some exotic form of tetanus.

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The_Troller 14

You think that's severe? My mom just laid off about 10 people in the past week, be grateful that you have a job and can afford to pay for coffee.

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cjwalsh86 0

Oh you POOR thing!!!! .........

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jester613 2

Bring a spoon from home and keep it at work. Why is this even an issue

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je_suis_fml 11

Yea, I was trying to figure out how this was even a FML, smh. I thought he was gonna say how he was laid off, but instead the bloke cries about a damn paperclip! Yes, poor OP.. he has a job in this economy, but no coffee stirrer! Shat up..

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pjsr 32

This economy?!? Wth are you - the economy is great, unemployment is extremely low. Almost everyone is short of workers.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

I think that if you used your finger it would hurt since coffees hot

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sparty12 2

wait...you get free coffee at work and complain that they don't have stirring sticks? wow.....just....wow

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every1luvsboners 11

Paper clips are more expensive than coffee stirrers. So according to my calculations, your workplace is doing fairly well if you're stirring coffee with paper clips.

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gac1883 0

Be thankful you have a job

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AngryBlckMan13 2

Bring your own damn spoon...

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