Miscellaneous Brain fart - FML

Brain fart

Anonymous - 27/01/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, the speakers on my laptop weren't working. I worried I'd broken something, and started freaking out. I restarted my computer numerous times and played with the settings for an hour before calling my sister in to help. She looked at it for two seconds, then unplugged my headphones. FML

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burnnotice - 19/09/2009 14:10 - United States

Today, I was trying to turn on my computer and couldn't. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what was wrong when I finally called my husband for help and made him leave work. He came in, looked at the wall, and plugged it back in. The look on his face said it all. FML

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Slapstick

aireun - 09/07/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML

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Occam's razor

Lolololo - 18/08/2024 09:00 - Canada

Today, I called tech support because my new computer wasn’t turning on. After a long while on the phone, they finally asked if it was plugged in. It wasn’t. I spent way too long troubleshooting with a dead device because I never plugged it into the outlet. FML

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PC doctor - 01/04/2022 12:00 - South Africa - Kimberley

Today, I restarted my PC a few times because of a little clicking noise coming from the direction of the tower. No, my hard drive wasn't doing a death rattle, it was music coming from ear buds lying beside said tower on the desk. FML

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Anonymous - 01/12/2010 08:35 - United States

Today, I tried to fix my laptop charger by fiddling around with it using metal tweezers. Not only did I forget to unplug the cord and shocked myself, I also ended up breaking the charger completely. FML

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Username - 15/12/2010 17:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was listening to music while I wrapped Christmas presents. All was going well when the music was cut off, literally. I snipped the cable to my very expensive headphones in half. FML

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Anonymous - 27/11/2012 05:06 - United States - Appleton

Today, my step-mom restarted the computer because she thought she'd downloaded a virus that stopped her from being able to click on anything, erasing my 7-page paper in the process. It turns out it was just the batteries dying in our wireless mouse. FML

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Bring headphone jacks back on all smartphones!

Anonymous - 18/04/2025 03:00 - Netherlands - The Hague

Today, I bought new earphones for my phone so I could finally listen to music again. Not an hour later I broke it. FML

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That one John Cage track

dtmm - 22/01/2023 20:00

Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML

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Thanks, Bill

Anonymous - 16/12/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I was busy writing my English final paper and all of a sudden my computer just chose to freeze. I thought Microsoft Word would save it, but alas, 4 pages down the dumpster. Plus my earphones stopped working and I can't afford to buy a new pair. FML

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cronatoes 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:27

congrats, your now a certified tard.

xosKsxo 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:21

ahhh lmfao sorry that one made me laugh

HanaxD 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:40

Someone seems to be pretty smart. Wtf is with all the idiots posting on this site?

AxCxDxDx 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:41

haha, I did that once

dodgewama 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:44

shit happens

RAMBO18 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:51

wow... just wow

fuster 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:53

Wow. You are a total moron. Good luck with that thing called life. You are definitely going to need it.

fabfoot 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:53

i wasnt surprised at all to see this was a women

Towelie_31 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:47

#21 I don't think unplugging the headphones counts as fixing

rawr_93 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:13

one woman. not mutiple women. ahh the irony.

Zigma_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:46

Sometimes it takes fresh eyes.

viper63 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:00

dumb

400am 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:00

I've done that before too. don't worry

TheLetterZero 7

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:07

D'OH!

love2bu 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:08

yaaaaayyy!! I'm not the only one that has done this!! maybe you and i should go take computer lessons! lol might need it someday ;)

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Today, I asked my fiancee to drive me to the airport for a business trip in a few days. She ranted angrily that she already had plans, so I asked my mom to take me instead. Now she's pissed and saying, "Why don't you just go marry your mommy, since she does everything for you?" FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML

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