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Boundaries, dude!

JoeBidenIsMyFIL - 02/03/2020 18:00

Today, I had to physically restrain my girlfriend from assaulting my father after he drunkenly poked her in the ribs for the fifth time. FML

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whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

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Leave me alone

notgivingup - - United States

Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML

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Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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Very very frightening

graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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It was an accident!

innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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This is fine

Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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That weird family down the street

aaaaaaaand I’m single - 24/07/2021 11:00 - United States

Today, I brought my new girlfriend home. My overprotective sister got into her face and started the whole, "if you hurt him, I’ll kick your ass" speech. My girlfriend responded by whooping my sister’s ass up and down our driveway. It took both me and my mom to pull her off. FML

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Sadfaic - 23/01/2012 02:59 - United States

Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML

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The protector

Dad - 21/08/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I paid my daughter a surprise visit, only to see her husband beating her. I charged in and slammed him into the wall. She screamed at me to stop. They'd recently gotten into martial arts and were sparring, and now he's got a broken arm. FML

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Scumbag

old mom - 29/09/2023 06:00

Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML

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hamburgerjung 23

Monday 2 March 2020 18:11

How about restraining your drunk dad instead?...

RichardPencil 30

Monday 2 March 2020 19:43

You're ok with your dad poking your girlfriend? Spineless cuckold!

distortedcognition 17

Tuesday 3 March 2020 20:08

You dad sounds like a funny drunk asshole

Miss_Red 18

Wednesday 4 March 2020 0:33

your father shouldnt be touching anyone without their consent.

BrotherPhil 35

Thursday 5 March 2020 12:07

Personally, I'd have recommended standing by to restrain him if he tried to hit her back.

SJKatt 15

Thursday 9 April 2020 2:32

You mean you stopped your girlfriend from defending herself after you failed to stop your father from continuing to assault her? Got it.

Hangryko 31

Friday 27 May 2022 3:44

Who's that one person who keeps downvoting the comments defending the girlfriend? Get a life.

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