"Today, I got a paper cut. FML"

Happens to the best of us.

FREAK!

What a trollster

You're worse than my dog.

My toaster scares me sometimes too. It's a 4 slicer. Thing is vicious! Get a toaster oven, your nerves will thank you later.

Those things scare the shit out of me! I put in bread that is cold, soft and white, and then it pops out hot, hard and dark! How does it do that magic? Then, I begin to think of how else a toaster could be useful ... You'd think after all of those unkind shocks, I'd quit trying!

My toaster scares me every time :/

You must have a lot of fun with a jack-in-the-box.

Happens all the time...