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Bobs and vagene

analeis - 25/03/2012 18:04 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though, because his hands made their way down to my boobs, which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML

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LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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ohdeardarling - 14/06/2009 13:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house with a few people. I drank too much wine and later when everyone else had left I gave him head, deepthroating a little too enthusiastically, and puked all over his cock and bedsheets. Turns out, washing vomit out of your pubes kills the mood somewhat. FML

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kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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Unfortunate - 27/12/2009 05:41 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend had a Christmas party for all of our friends. He asked me not to get "too drunk". I think throwing up on the floor while simultaneously peeing your pants fit his definition. FML

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Laci - 30/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

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Toomuchisoutofcontrol - 21/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML

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hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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Anonymous - 18/02/2014 19:49 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

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Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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dontfmlplzzz 6

Monday 26 March 2012 0:42

Everyone needs a soundtrack to puking

25shark 5

Monday 26 March 2012 0:42

Jingle all the way!

KatieKupcake4195 9

Monday 26 March 2012 3:19

Can't say YDI the boobie part, but the vomit part: YDI. Next time don't drink so much :P

Tritribaby 0

Monday 26 March 2012 3:19

Lolol id totally do that too (;

emba_fml 13

Monday 26 March 2012 3:33

for all the people saying she deserves it for drinking too much...it's possible that it was the next morning and she was hung over. I used to throw up from having hangovers. highly unlikely because of her wording, but its possible

Shelta957 13

Monday 26 March 2012 4:20

That still means she drank to much though..

MissHayleyJames 7

Monday 26 March 2012 6:57

You only get a hangover from drinking too much. Either way, totally your fault. If you drink too much you deserve most of what'll happen to you.

desireev 17

Monday 26 March 2012 7:41

Ha! I get hangovers no matter how much I drink! I could only have ONE glass of wine and I'll be hungover sooo bad the next morning! I wish hangovers only came when I drank too much! That'd be nice considering I never ever drink to get drunk! :)

julialinn 2

Monday 26 March 2012 3:39

Your boyfriend is awesome!

mlpfaff 0

Monday 26 March 2012 3:46

Is it because you don't brush your teeth

lucyinthesky420 10

Monday 26 March 2012 3:51

Exactly why.

The_Hitdude 12

Monday 26 March 2012 3:54

Can someone explain to me what this has to do with the FML?

Dnigz13 4

Monday 26 March 2012 3:50

Well I would figure aslong as your not blowing your cookies and getting any on your boobs, then it shouldn't be a problem lol and atleast he's helping hold your hair