Blackout

stupiddrunk - - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck, and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML
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ritzbits 0

it wouldn't been sexier if you were naked.

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kingtz 6

Kinky! YDI for not getting electrified nipple clamps to go with your outfit.

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BAMN2187 5

haha Jigsaw wanted to play a game, but he got too wasted

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yummcookie 0

TAKE THE PAIN! Although I'm guessing by posting this it means you got it off. How so OP?

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Onishadowolf 1

Muawhahahahahaha, this is epic. I can't stop laughing, hopefully it didn't take long to reverse your situation, if it did then shame on you for being worse off then a dog.

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briidontgive_ 0

Idont get it ... What's an invisible dogggy fence ?

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minktheshrink 0

try reading previous posts and figure it out

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Link_fml 0

I saw this in a movie once. Just cut off your foot at the ankle with a hacksaw and everything will be fine. And the key was in the bathtub. Game over.

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yeahreally 6

very clever...definitely noted for future reference.

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