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snoozerlooser - 25/12/2010 00:00 - Canada

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question." Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML

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maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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Jumping the gun

Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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ohmaigawd - 14/09/2011 16:59 - Argentina

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

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Romance

Anonymous - 17/07/2012 16:20 - United States - Palmdale

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

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Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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So romantic

Anonymous - - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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DFR - 09/06/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML

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A bit cowardly? - 19/05/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML

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marleyvk 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 10:02

he can give it to you... after he gets the strap-on.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 25 December 2010 22:28

1 - "Nookie" refers to sex of any kind. No where did she state she hadn't given him any sex; she just hadn't had anal sex with him. To the others - Anal is DEFINITELY not necessary for marriage. If you're the type of guy who stands by that and believes it: a) don't get married. Ever. b) change your damn views, because they're wrong. and/or c) you probably won't get a girlfriend who'll stay, so you better start lookin' at dudes.

cerulean_rules 2

Sunday 26 December 2010 8:01

I'm not trying to sound ignorant if the grammar is different in other countries, but did anyone else notice they wrote 'leant' instead of leaned?

melons122 3

Sunday 26 December 2010 8:21

me and man decided long ago no anal. that's just disturbing

NinjaCookie 0

Monday 27 December 2010 2:20

oohh... how romantic of him. and btw.. don't let him anal you and then later give him a bj.. you know where it's been..

fearfulsymmetry 1

Monday 27 December 2010 6:01

Hey, some people are into ass-to-mouth. ;)

phorcep 0

Monday 27 December 2010 14:09

PIITB!

prontopup20 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 2:56

bwahahahaha that's hilarious!!!

Maxibrax459 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 6:05

HAHAHAHAHAHA that so effing funny i hope you said yes?

mbangoza 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 7:30

Lol, the holiest of holy's! Ha ha!

danz123 7

Thursday 30 December 2010 20:17

I'm sorry but if you want something, go after it. It's as if you think only the guy should pop the question, and solely him. If you want to, and are ready for marriage, how about you propose yourself.

Sweetlovewhit_fml 0

Friday 31 December 2010 9:22

yea...not prude...but how he did it suggested it was a propsoal... I have no problem with anal...but you don't take me out to dinner to suggest it...just do it while we're in bed... It will be less awkward...and if I'm already horny then I'll be more likely to say yes. The women on here aren't prude. Only a handful said they didn't like anal..but most have a problem with how he asked...it was a bit misleading...because is america when you ask a woman you are dating out to a fancy restaurant and tell her you have something to ask her...it means a proposal...he effed up in his approaxh and now he's probably sleeping on the couch. Learn from his mistake guys out there. Ask her when sh's already horny :)

Squander 3

Sunday 9 January 2011 2:39

Okay, for all you people out there who don't like anal? Here's my tip. One time, talk about the gnarliest, smelliest, most painful crap you ever had. Like the day you found out you were lactose intolorant! Or the day your mom forgot to put your chinese food in the fridge until seven hours later but you ate it anyway! Or that time you had cholera. Just do it. Honestly, if he still wants it after that he sorta deserves to get it.