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Big Grandma

fmylifechelsea - - Canada

Today, I was taking my boyfriend to meet my grandparents. They live on the 27th floor. Alone in the elevator we started making out. Turns out that there's a camera in the elevator, connected to every apartment. My grandma asked me how it was. FML

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beckzx58 - 06/08/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, I was pretending to use the force to operate the elevator at my hotel, getting really into it. Someone was waiting to get on at my floor and saw me. Not to mention the staff now brings it up every time I'm around. Apparently they have cameras in their elevators. FML

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wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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Gammy got game

moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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Sara - 03/05/2016 16:52 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML

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Awkward

NotTilly - 10/03/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's extended family. His grandpa was apparently senile, as he kept calling me "Tilly" and asking me to dance. His relatives thought this hilarious and busted out the video camera. Later, I learned his grandpa is not senile at all - the family was playing a joke on me. FML

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embareassed - 20/01/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

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Call the cops

Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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What ARE you doing?

jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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Naked and Afraid - 17/08/2018 23:00 - United States - New Braunfels

Today, my girlfriend's grandparents walked in on us getting intimate. She immediately ran to the bathroom, leaving me alone with them. They only speak Spanish, which is not my first language. We discussed the movie she and I were "watching", all while I was naked under the sheets. FML

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trixr4kids 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:26

sounds like some nice apartments what with a camera security system installed in every room. shit.

ForestFire0 1

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:30

I don't understand why every room needs a elevator cam. Is it some sort of fortress?

were_giraffe 2

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:16

YDI - i mean really, ... you don't have to make out every second of the day. Yeesh. *rolls eyes*

killface_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:14

I've got cameras in my apartment that go to every room, but they monitor the front door. Not the elevators. That's creepy.

youreanidiot 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:17

Umm... assuming she's your biological grandmother, I'm pretty sure she has done a lot more than making out.

lovelylady123 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:32

nice.

danielleFML 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:30

whaaat connected to every apartment??? weird. FYL.

Ottawa_Sucks 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:54

This really sounds like total bullshit.

TickettoRide_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 6:09

Hey, at least your grandma was cool about it. One would've told me I was going to hell, while the other would've just not known what to say. Lol. I'd be more concerned about the fact that the people on all the other floors could see you.