Big brain bug

Anonymous - 09/07/2012 20:15 - Canada

Today, my mother was leaving the house to attend her sister's funeral. Just as she was walking out the door, my brain experienced the most horrific shart imaginable, and I uttered through my reassuring smile, "Have a blast." FML
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Trix_Disorder 20

Why weren't you going with her? That's your aunt!

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2oc 5

I hope her sister didn't die in somr kind of explosion.

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Fmlsea 28

you know a simple hug and I'm sorry for your loss would of been a good choice , maybe you can use that next time !

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kookypenaddict 5

I've actually done that before. It was awful.

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Squelchy 1

Sounds like you had a blast of your own.

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day624 14

That would make her your aunt.. Why arent you going with your mom?

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s0ulslack 20

wait until u moms comes home and tells you you're adopted!

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DedaGrotesque187 0

Glad you didn't attend her funeral, lord only knows what you would have said. lol

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iwadasn 32

YDI for being inconsiderate, but YDI even more for not going to your aunt's funeral.

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neymalugo 0

Omgg i thought i was the only person who said the wrong things at the wrong time. Its horrible bc it my not have been your intentions but you **** up lol

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