Biblically plagued

Anonymous - 11/01/2025 08:00 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt

Today, after a dry spell of a year, I finally managed to get a girl to come over to hook up. Things were going great until we both found out my bed was swarming with ants. I don't know how that could even happen. It's as if God himself is trying to stop me from getting laid. FML
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Chazzster 29

Ants are attracted to food. Don’t eat in bed - and wash your sheets periodically… Bad timing to find this out, but it’s not really likely a miracle. More likely a call for better sanitation and getting rid of the ants on your home.

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TomeDr 24

Yes, he is. The Bible does say no sex without marriage.

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TomeDr 24

Yes, he is. The Bible does say no sex without marriage.

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tiptoppc 19

It’s ok, it’s only his zealous assholes that need to follow that. The rest of us non judgmental pricks should just **** away. At least wear a condom. Or get an abortion if you don’t and that pesky sperm “sticks”.

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Chazzster 29

Ants are attracted to food. Don’t eat in bed - and wash your sheets periodically… Bad timing to find this out, but it’s not really likely a miracle. More likely a call for better sanitation and getting rid of the ants on your home.

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