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Better than nothing

Fluory - 07/12/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML

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Anonymous - 24/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML

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Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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what even - 14/05/2015 22:17 - United States - Athens

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML

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Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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feel so dirty - 11/01/2018 09:00

Today, I asked my husband when he first knew he loved me. He replied, totally honestly, that I was the easiest girl he'd ever managed to talk into a one-night stand, only instead of doing the walk of shame the next morning, I stayed so long we ended up married with kids. FML

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prin - 05/09/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML

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VoodooPriestess - 04/07/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML

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dramaqueen - 14/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML

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c - 09/02/2012 00:07

Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML

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Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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PieterDB 1

Monday 7 December 2009 20:05

Can't blame him for being honest. I't doesn't need to be bad.

boatkicker 4

Monday 7 December 2009 20:21

So what? He obviously chose to stay with you, so I dont see why it should be that much of a big problem.

bsr414 0

Monday 7 December 2009 20:37

Translation: neither of you are particularly attractive.

LemonStarship 5

Monday 7 December 2009 20:43

Isn't love grand

lostfaithinpppl 19

Monday 7 December 2009 20:54

OP, if you are dissatisfied with his answer then move on with your life. Otherwise, stop complaining. Your boyfriend is your choice.

perdix 29

Monday 7 December 2009 20:58

"Unique" is a shitty compliment. Everyone is technically unique. To call a person unique is like calling them warm-blooded. BFD. And you claim you like him for being "funny!" Didn't you get his little jokety joke?

mylifeistheshizz 0

Monday 7 December 2009 21:37

LOL

CallMeHush 0

Monday 7 December 2009 21:22

Sometimes our needs are that simple, get over it.

Rabbity 0

Monday 7 December 2009 21:45

Graw. Another "boyfriend didn't tell me what I wanted to hear" FML.

jonny2x4 0

Monday 7 December 2009 21:53

Why must you ask him something like that? Are you that insecure? Is your self-esteem that low that you need to know if he's just dating you "for the time being" until someone more hotter comes along? Maybe he was making a funny, just to see your reaction. If he was being on the level, I wouldn't sweat it. You put him on the spot, so he responded with the first thing that came to mind. He could easily have said because you had big **** or that he heard you were good in the sack. Count your blessings, what little you have, anyway.

letitbe56 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 4:29

Did you fail to notice that he asked her the question first?

sarcdude 3

Monday 7 December 2009 22:01

Well at the time, he was sleepy. Also, you being "the first person to ask him out" is obviously a big deal to him, something that makes him happy, and you took it the wrong way. lrn2chill.