Better safe

stretchy - 06/05/2013 19:58 - United States - Bethesda

Today, my boyfriend forced me to do stretching exercises with him before and after sex as a "safety precaution". FML
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SWC_Penguin 17

Let me guess. He doesn't stretch but rather sits and watches YOU stretch.

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solosohigh 15

well, it's not the worst idea. the reverse cowgirl can really kill the quadriceps.

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tralala453 22

He's taking safe sex a little too seriously.

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elizacandle 29

Boo hoo. I have a boyfriend who wants to have sex with me and cares for my safety.

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ulquiorra102 10

Safety first! :D

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Xotoolyxo 16

At least you know now the sex will be good

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shortandproud13 14

Lol! Kinda sounds like my boyfriend, but I know he wants me to be more flexible for him ;)

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MedChew 19

I suspect a fetish going on here

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perdix 29

He's a good guy -- he's doing it more for you than himself. If we have any swelling down there, that just makes it bigger and that's a good thing. You won't be much fun with a pulled cooter.

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