Embarrassing, Education Miscellaneous Been there, done that

Been there, done that

randomgirl - - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML

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Anonymous - 27/01/2022 16:00 - United States - Stephenville

Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML

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Shelly - 14/12/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML

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OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

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kb - 10/01/2015 14:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML

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Slipping up

englishfail - - United States

Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML

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Power move

Anonymous - 08/10/2023 17:00

Today, I accidentally called my kickboxing trainer "Dad." I'm 27. FML

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C'est la langue de l'amour!

Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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Talkingbeforethinking - 16/03/2019 18:00

Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML

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Freudian slip?

Anonymous - 02/12/2017 05:00

Today, I accidentally called a student in my 10th grade English class "David" instead of "Dylan". Without thinking, I said, "I'm sorry, I just have a lot of Ds in my life!" All of my students broke out in mortified laughter. FML

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quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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Saturday 7 January 2012 19:45

she better at least be hot

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Saturday 7 January 2012 19:47

Well, I guess she knows what kind of extra-credit projects you'd be interested in.

david12z 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:36

Just say they reminded you of the pig babe

YourBabyGirlRav 8

Sunday 8 January 2012 6:09

Who said the teacher was a girl?

Zbrah 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 6:34

I do it all the time, except I say it on purpose.....

reldnahceus 8

Sunday 8 January 2012 6:53

I've done the same thing.. Lol

InYourAtmosphere 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 7:05

"Accidentally." Stop trying to start a porno.

julian24245 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 7:21

And that's how you get to be top of the class.

phuckejiu 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 7:24

and then what happen

non_finisher 9

Sunday 8 January 2012 7:38

Wow....

barbiegirl491 1

Sunday 8 January 2012 8:04

Creeeeepy

jontel 8

Sunday 8 January 2012 8:09

Probably the most awkward thing that could happen did she notice

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Today, I missed my flight because I was stopped by airport security. They found "small, suspicious, spherical objects" in my purse on the X-ray. After pulling me out of line, taking my purse aside and carefully opening it with tongs, they removed the bag of grapes I had packed as a snack. FML

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Today, I went to the dentist. I parked my car in what I thought was the dentist's car park. It was actually the car park for the business next door. I had to watch them clamp my car from the dentist's chair. FML

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Today, it was the first day of my new job. It was also the last day of my new job. I got a call immediately after finishing my shift to be told the company has "decided to go in a different direction" and will no longer be needing my services. FML

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Today, I did my workout at the gym instead of at home as I usually do, since I'm paranoid about people seeing up my shorts. I told myself to get over it, because it's impossible. After my extensive workout, I realized that there was a hole in the crotch of my shorts. FML

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Today, at work I was sitting on the toilet and a coworker came in and yelled, “That sounded like a big one!” and wouldn't leave until I left came out of the stall. FML

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Today, the alarm clock downstairs has been going off since 3am. The apartment belongs to two other students. They've gone home. Only 3 more days left to go. FML

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