Virginity, Gamers Intimacy Beat it

Beat it

Morrowindwhore - 10/08/2009 22:22 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML

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gibbette - 28/04/2013 17:32 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML

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Sore loser, even sorer winner

Silent Fan 2022 - 24/11/2023 22:00

Today, I beat my old college friend at CoD and mocked him vigorously, to which he replied, “Don’t feel bad for me, I have a hot wife, a baby on the way, and a house I paid off by selling my business. How are you?” I… won a video game. FML

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Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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anonymous - 20/02/2010 01:47 - Ireland

Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

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SeaBind - 16/11/2014 00:41 - United States - Saginaw

Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML

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Soon

Kilania - 10/09/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML

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ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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TMI

Anonymous - 24/01/2012 10:39 - Australia

Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML

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Confession time

Noname - 05/03/2009 06:01 - Canada

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

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Dikkanen 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:02

Morrowind is AWESOME!

Nothingness1 3

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:57

Lol, just lie and say you have too, but it was hot. ;]

sharkwkrox 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 4:20

one of my fave FMLs.

you_guys_r_fails 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:51

so you've got to be the biggest loser

nwest0827 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 21:42

yeah well I have spent more than 2000 hours on WoW... thats not a lie

12dcevin 5

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:40

hah wow ftw if you wanna be a virgin for life

ThisRandomChild 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 12:29

Skyrim is coming out 11-11-11! Beat that! You can't, even with sex. Even with consensual sex.

shadowsofthefall 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 13:45

what the hell is morrowind

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Sunday 24 July 2011 10:34

owned!!!

doc89holliday 3

Sunday 24 July 2011 16:38

that hurt

karinamalykhina 0

Monday 25 July 2011 4:42

you should've said "well I'm still a virgin, beat that"

rocker_chick105 31

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:43

Morrowind, Oblivion, and the new coming Skyrim all kick ass! XD

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Today, my mother-in-law flushed my pain medicine because she believes I’ve been using it too long and I’m addicted. I had surgery four days ago. FML

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Today, while researching tea etiquette for Sunday's tea, I read, "To put milk in your tea before sugar is to cross the path of love, perhaps never to marry." I suddenly panicked that this very lack of knowledge is why I haven't met a man who wants to marry me, and that I never will. I'm only 23. FML

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Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML

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Today, as with most days, I’m reminded of how little my husband thinks of me. He makes me hate myself everyday. FML

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Today, when I came out to my family, my mom told me in all seriousness she’d rather me be a prostitute than a lesbian. She added, “At least prostitutes have sex with men.” When I pointed out that lesbians can also be prostitutes, she kicked me out of the house. She’s changed the locks. FML

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Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

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