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Vee - 24/09/2017 07:00 - United States

Today, my 80lb black lab decided that the moment I start doing pushups is her cue to mount me. FML
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RichardPencil 30

It could be an expression of her struggle for dominance, or maybe she just likes dat ass! I had a female lab mix that would try to hump my arm. To stop this behavior, I’d say in a deep voice,”No! You need to buy me dinner first!”

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Seeya55 31

It would just be called doggy style...

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GhostFox 33

That's a behavior problem if it's a full grown adult female, especially if she's been neutered. You need to reaffirm boundaries with her.

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RichardPencil 30

It could be an expression of her struggle for dominance, or maybe she just likes dat ass! I had a female lab mix that would try to hump my arm. To stop this behavior, I’d say in a deep voice,”No! You need to buy me dinner first!”

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exileonmainst 16

I know of cowgirl, but doggirl? That's new!

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Seeya55 31

It would just be called doggy style...

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exileonmainst 16

Not if the girl is mounting you..

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ARISKomuniszt 24

Just trying to be a personal trainer, I'm sure.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Look If you had One shot Or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted In one moment Would you capture Or just let it slip?

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midnightangel981 8

Uh..what does that have to do with the FML?

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