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Bad timing

kellym - 22/04/2009 03:24 - Canada

Today, I called my husband and he told me that he was going to invite his friend Jeff over that night. I told him I would prefer that he didn't come over. He took it to mean that I wanted to spend time with him and came home with flowers. Then had to tell him I was leaving him. FML

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damn - 04/01/2013 14:08 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

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cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

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Lalalala - 06/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Austin

Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML

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Funless - - United States

Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML

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strwbrry - 27/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML

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Bad timing

anonymous - 26/06/2016 03:50 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML

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helplesslover - 04/10/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML

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horribleday - 20/06/2017 09:00 - United States - Ozark

Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML

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ForeverAlone - 16/09/2025 22:00

Today, my boyfriend begged me to spend an extra night at his house. I agreed, cancelled my Uber, and arranged for my pets to be cared for, since I wasn't coming home. Five minutes later, he decided that he had to work tonight instead. Then he got angry at me for leaving. FML

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Mylar 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:17

Yeah, your life isn't ******, his is.

dragonmystik3030 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:20

FHL indeed. hate to tell you this, but the world does NOT revolve around you. and from the sound of it, you leaving him is the best thing you can do for him :P

KnnNike 2

Monday 24 December 2012 21:49

Sounds like what my wife did to me.

SuicideSilence45 6

Wednesday 9 January 2013 6:47

Not your FML.. His! Selfish kinda..

whoviefox 1

Tuesday 6 August 2013 17:58

I get that its no ones fault sometimes when things don't work out, but without any description of WHY you were leaving him, this just makes you sound like YOU'RE the one not trying. Obviously he still goes out of his way to make you happy.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 5 September 2013 21:15

heartless

semper_fi_celia 9

Sunday 5 January 2014 13:46

This sounds more like a FHL.

deeves 7

Wednesday 22 January 2014 5:09

Spends time money and affection to make you happy and you would still leave him is just wow.

squidferd 8

Tuesday 28 January 2014 23:31

Wtf...

CharismaGeek 19

Saturday 26 April 2014 15:21

Why leave him? He sounds dedicated to you.

yoloboy_fml 5

Thursday 5 June 2014 8:40

Lol yeah to #2 this should be an fml to the guy

arkadia_fml 7

Wednesday 11 June 2014 3:17

Just because he bought her flowers doesn't mean that there is no legitimate reason for divorcing him. Y'all are being really judgy and perpetuating some really sexist ideas when you presume that she should continue to engage in a relationship just because her partner puts in a bit of effort. It was clearly an FML because she cares about his feeling and feels bad. Bennefit of the doubt, yo. Also, really, the word bitch? Is that nessisary here? Common.