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Bad doggo!

coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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Never Work With Animals or Children - 26/05/2012 11:06 - United States - Van Nuys

Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML

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Doggy dog world

Maude - 20/11/2020 05:03 - Canada - Beauharnois

Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML

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fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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Anonymous - 10/10/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML

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oneloveliz - 17/09/2017 23:15

Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML

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GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

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Cheeky

Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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porsche944 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 22:48

I hope that you're hot.

jouhou 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 22:49

Today, I was over my friend Timmy's house when his dog runs in with a bra in his mouth. Before we could even figure out what was going on, his sister runs into the room naked. BEST. DAY. EVER.

gorbagil 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 23:13

How old r u ad how old r they???

pleasedonttellme 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 23:15

Haha wouldn't you hear them?

isthisonetaken 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 23:17

good doggie.

epicfail13337 4

Wednesday 8 July 2009 23:21

It wouldn't be as bad if you were really hot, but I don't kno if are or not. If not hot, than th really sucks.

Guairdean 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 23:21

Can I borrow your dog?

fili450r 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 23:30

why? cause you want it to take your sisters bra so she runs out naked too???? :)

Guairdean 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 17:16

Someday you'll grow up, go to college, and learn the true value of a dog like that. With luck you might even get to take him to the beach. Be patient, you'll get there eventually.

jmn207 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 10:26

he didnt take the bra off of her dumbass... and most people after college dont have to be that desperate unlike your apparant fatass. so no. dogs like that aren't really worth anything unless your a perverted sick ****.

plexico 3

Wednesday 8 July 2009 23:22

Your life may be ******, but if you are not a fat pig, you made three guys' year! Yeah, even your brother was probably glad to sneak a peek. Ew.

delly_fml 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 23:35

YDI y don't u be a good older sister and know where it brothers r? Embarresing but YDI

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 0:55

You're kidding right? Suppose they're both teenagers. My guess is they wouldn't want anything to do with each other (kind of like how my brother and I gravitate in different social circles). I doubt she'd want to "know where it brothers r."

MIKENYC 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 23:35

if I were one of his friend, u would of been of ur 4's

MissxKim 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 23:36

lmao @ #10

porcupunk 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 23:40

You did this to yourself... You could've used a bathrobe or a towel or gotten dressed without a bra (since you thought you were home alone it would not be a big deal)...