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Bad boy

PicklesMcRaptor - 25/03/2012 11:59 - United States - Miami

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML

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Anonymous - 20/05/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!" Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML

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chris - 09/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my new dog and saw this girl that I've had a crush on for months. When I approached her, I tried to look 'macho' with my dog. However my dog thought it would be more attractive to pee on my leg. FML

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Clubbing tip

Anonymous - - United States - Pocatello

Today, I approached a cute girl at a club, and she started barking at me like a rabid dog. Thinking she might be mentally unhinged, I left, only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later. When I went back over, her friends started barking at me too. FML

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Oh, hi Mark!

Anonymous - 28/04/2025 15:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, a cute stranger waved at me on the street. I waved back enthusiastically, smiling like an idiot. Then I realized she was waving at her dog behind me. I then turned around and waved at the dog, then scurried home to bury my embarrassment in a pillow on my couch. FML

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BIZZMAL - 05/01/2011 02:44 - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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So cute

Randomm - 12/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML

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fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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Hands off

anon - - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman ran up to me and whacked me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML

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psh_idontbite - 13/03/2015 03:55 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML

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anonamous - 12/03/2012 21:45 - United States

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

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Sunday 25 March 2012 16:10

Damn; the dog beat you to it. FYL

beaglegun2009 4

Sunday 25 March 2012 16:10

Good doggy!!

wruch 6

Monday 26 March 2012 5:05

Give your dog a bone.

Taymah49 7

Monday 26 March 2012 5:11

Well at least y'all were thinking the same thing

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Monday 26 March 2012 6:26

That is so Disturbing...

kainpwnsu 19

Monday 26 March 2012 9:05

... he said, as if that isn't what he was thinking of doing, himself.

marinecorps69 0

Monday 26 March 2012 14:57

He gets it in

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Monday 26 March 2012 20:29

WOW all of you are a bunch of Zoophilic freaks! I wish this FML was Deleted. I thought this was FMyLIFE not FMyANIMALS. DISGUSTING IDIOTS.

ChrisSpqrks7789 8

Monday 26 March 2012 20:32

**** blocked by your dog....

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 26 March 2012 20:45

YDI. Control your dog. He did that because he is the alpha dog over you. Change that now before it gets worse an he bites someone and you have to put him down and go to jail. A submissive dog is a happy healthy dog. YDI