Attraction

Chelsea - 02/04/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML
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Crunchy_fml 0

at least you got some money?

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streetpattern 0

Some years back, I met a woman at a dance, and we ended up having sex in my apartment that same night. She was a sweet, shy woman who was just getting over a bad divorce. We were an item for months after that, and had some good times together. No one, not even an actual prostitute, deserves to be called a "*****". It's an ugly, dehumanizing word.

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Moomoomoo_fml 0

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Monty_Python 0

How is this an FML? You had sex with a hotty and got $20. Lucky.

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5ive 0

YOU DESERVED IT. if he thought you were a prostitute you were obviously dressed in something slutty. AND you had sex..

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diana491141 0

Hey man, $20 is $20. I would have bought myself a super box of condoms.

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mehwhateverr 0

i like #1's comment.

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Who knows, maybe his thought was "hopefully she finds the money I left to replace it before she discovers I broke it." Whatever "it" may be.

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lolyouareanidiot 0

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ginevra921 0

That's what a one-night stand with a stranger does to you. Be more discerning in the future - then maybe people won't think you're a cheap prostitute.

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