Asking for it

Anonymous - 28/05/2020 17:00

Today, my crush and I were talking about hypothetical situations. I told her, "I love you hypothetically." She said, "I love me too." I even got rejected hypothetically. FML

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The Fishing Pole - 15/06/2017 18:00

Today, I told my long time crush, "I love you," in an elaborate way. She replied, "What an interesting perspective." FML

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Long winded way of saying "No chance, mate"

Anonymous - 18/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Kings Park

Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML

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hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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Be precise

Loveless - 07/03/2021 15:30 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I started the conversation where I intended to confess to my crush that I like her. I first asked her if she liked me. She asked me to define my terms. FML

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You tried

Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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Shutdown

HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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RoseTylerTheDoctor - 11/06/2017 06:00 - United States - Boise

Today, I told my crush how I feel about him. It's been over 12 hours and he still says he's thinking about it. I asked him about it ; he says he's thinking of how to reject me. FML

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Anonymous - 30/03/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

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Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

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firstdate - 24/01/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

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idris red 6

Thursday 28 May 2020 17:58

I'm really sorry for you

tounces7 27

Saturday 30 May 2020 17:59

And that's when you realize your crush is a narcissist and run.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 28 May 2020 17:38

Looks like your Gaydar blipped on a bogey.

idris red 6

Thursday 28 May 2020 17:58

I'm really sorry for you

ojoRojo 27

Friday 29 May 2020 16:22

She’s just not that into you. Time to move on!

madragon 19

Friday 29 May 2020 20:16

Leave her bro, stays as friends but move on

tounces7 27

Saturday 30 May 2020 17:59

And that's when you realize your crush is a narcissist and run.

vchan 20

Sunday 31 May 2020 8:50

That mostly sound like a normal response to a joking conversation. You told her you loved her « maybe », well she could turn the situation serious and say that she loved you too, but all the pressure would be on her..... in this situation i would have joked too if i wasn’t sure of you announcement (and you did say « hypothetically « )