Are you sure?

Anonymous - 22/12/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, after a long therapy session, in which I poured out all my feelings of how happy and in love I am with whom I believe to be my soul-mate, my shrink asked me if I was sure this guy wasn't a figment of my imagination. FML
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Sinamoi 18

I don't know what he's talking about. Imaginary people are the best! They're always there with you, no matter what! I prefer to capture mine and use them for hard labor but whatever works for you I guess.

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FYLDeep 25

Is the shrink real? A good way to determine would be to check your wallet and see if large amounts of money have gone missing.

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UsEumYong 4

Thats when you refuse to pay him because he also is not real.

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andzander 1

Was he referring to whether or not the guy was real, or was the therapist asking if the guy felt the same way about you as you did about him?

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cookie_3008 4

The guy is just messing with you. Hahaha im sure your shrink has a lot of Xmas expences. That little comment and Cha Chiing!! $_$

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bubo_fml 10

"Impossible! My soul mates are a part of me! Really! You shook their hand when I came into your office!"

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tragicnightmare 15

don't bug OP about it :( ive had this happen to me too before

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DaMachk 11

It seems that you have gotten yourself what he sees as yout (too) perfect match!

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justinlee13 3

i believe you meant pigment... haha

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Meehar 4

No. She meant figment. Pigment has to do with colors.

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AmandaBrown11 1

don't worry, if it's just a therapist they aren't very well-trained, anyway. I had to see a therapist in order to get adderall and she was dumb as ****. "So. Tell me about yourself." Uh. Could you be a LITTLE more specific? Do people really enjoy trying to answer that question? After two hours of interrogation, she was speechless. It was kind of funny. People forget that therapists, doctors, etc are all just people who have their own problems too- not all-knowing demigods sent to Earth to solve all of your problems

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