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anon9876542 - 20/08/2009 11:02 - Australia

Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one-hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200 metres from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door, I peed my pants. FML

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forgotten - 21/09/2010 22:16 - United States

Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

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UTI?

Jam2019 - 15/02/2019 14:00

Today, despite using the bathroom before I left my house, then at the bus station 10 minutes later, I still had to get off my bus halfway into my hour long journey to pee in a back alley or I would have wet myself. I'm 24 and this has happened twice in the last week. FML

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slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML

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Aciliveth - 10/06/2010 16:07 - Canada

Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML

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Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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Just pish yerself

Anonymous - 30/10/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I went to the store. In the span of 10 minutes, I went from not needing to pee, to pissing myself in the middle of the crowded store. It wasn’t even just a little bit, it was a full-on stream, and there were no toilets in this store. I’m only 24. FML

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Bladder control

Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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Well Shit - 16/08/2023 21:00 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, I had a really big, satisfying shit in the loo of a pub several miles from home. After getting back to my table, my stomach rumbled, and, assuming it was just gas, I let it go. What followed was approximately a litre of brown water, soaking my underwear, jeans, and chair, and dribbling onto the floor. FML

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xiloveyoux3 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:48

why didn't just stop at like a fast food restaurant or something on the way? Or wherever you were for 9 hours, i assume must have had a bathroom.

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:57

You know, doing that is bad for your kidneys. And, from what I hear, dialysis is NOT fun. Go pee.

JoBroCrazyy_14 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:30

k well , you kinda deserved it. you should have gone to the bathroom ... I'm sure you had the oprotunity to pee sevral times in those nine hours ...

roflwafflez 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:57

so close... yet fail

Fizzt 0

Friday 21 August 2009 3:07

THE SAME ******* THING HAPPEND TO ME ! :(

foryoublue94 0

Friday 21 August 2009 4:20

hot

Dragonmouth 4

Friday 21 August 2009 4:51

At least it didn't happen in public.

crzygrl90218 0

Friday 21 August 2009 4:57

When you gotta go you gotta go =^)

catriona_cd 0

Friday 21 August 2009 5:01

great way to make us look as bad as the victorians lol yeah pee b4 you get on any transport..

MooTaters 0

Friday 21 August 2009 5:09

...didn't your mom ever teach you to see if you have to pee before you leave somewhere.

Shyman4ever 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:54

Bushes exist for a reason

Qup 0

Friday 21 August 2009 7:53

Happens to me all the time. As soon as I walk in the door - squirt!

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