Cats, Neighbours, Thief Animals Alas, poor Salem - FML

Alas, poor Salem

Stalked - 15/11/2011 00:46 - United States

Today, a policeman and I confronted my psychotic neighbor, who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML

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Nice try, Janet

Anonymous - 06/04/2014 19:37

Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML

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I bet you're wondering how I ended up here

Nekro_Kat - - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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Cat Burglar!

Aimee Lutz -

Today, I found my lost cat. As I was hooking it up to a leash to get it in my car, a man approached and asked what I was doing. His kids alerted him that there was a woman stealing their cat from their front lawn. It was not my cat. FML

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Bottom line

strangeprincess - 09/09/2019 16:00

Today, I had to put my cat to sleep after she was in an accident. While I was crying hysterically, the vet asked me for $230. FML

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Username - 14/08/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML

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Alas…

Mum2be - 15/08/2021 04:01

Today, I saved a kitten from the streets, cleaned her up and asked the vet what I should do with her because she was the sweetest thing and my cat has a highly contagious illness. The vet had to put her down. FML

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Karen has concerns

go away karen! - 29/01/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my batshit crazy neighbor, who’s repeatedly threatened to steal my dog. I finally got her ass on camera. She swears that my dog is being abused because it prefers to sleep outside instead of being in the house. Imagine that, an animal that likes being outside. FML

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The creepy guy next door

Anonymous - 05/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park

Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML

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seriously - 24/05/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML

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Cats and Cars

Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

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Tuesday 15 November 2011 8:41

Well I hope that bitch is locked up in a jail-cell now.

deviable 9

Tuesday 15 November 2011 8:45

Tell her human bites cause cancer. Then bite her.

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Monday 21 November 2011 0:30

It's a cat! If its an outdoor cat then probably very easy. My cat goes outside all the time and comes back on his time!

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Monday 21 November 2011 4:38

Stop being a cheap bastard, it's just 100$ you should be worried about thefact the cat might be hurt.

helloholaaloha 0

Monday 21 November 2011 7:06

Poor cat....poor kids... Poor you!

Fulldemonstorm 10

Tuesday 22 November 2011 21:55

oh my god that's terrible

musicofmylife 6

Wednesday 23 November 2011 5:59

Dude, grammar....

DuckyDave 6

Thursday 24 November 2011 3:10

That's just horrible…

NinjaPanda101 3

Friday 25 November 2011 8:11

Jesus Christ! Enough with the damn cat paragraphs! O_O

TheSchoolBoy 4

Thursday 1 December 2011 22:13

Oh my fricken...... Cancer Kitty, we will miss you. :,( RIP

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Friday 2 December 2011 0:38

Well that is very wrong of your neighbor and they should be put in jail for that, but I wouldn't sat the kitty is in pieces

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Wednesday 7 December 2011 2:36

I hope your kitty is okay... :(

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