WHO ARE YOU?

Targeted - - United States - Kirkland

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
34 214
2 903
The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

Demonfish 14

Of course the police can't find him; he's a ninja!

432 2

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Of course not he's a ninja.

2 0
davek 36

Can't have been that good a ninja if you saw him.

2 0
jmck2022 3

Maybe you are Schizophrenic??? Just a thought...

1 0
DeadxManxWalking 27

Any suspicious people in the neighborhood?

0 0
jpaigelandry 5

I'm sorry for your troubles, but that just made my life.!

2 2
blutopaz 5

I say next time, skip the clothes.

1 0
1kiki81 6

Better lock the doors

0 1
ToBeAnnounced 2

This man sounds amazing.

1 0