Love and Food: TW: Scampi - FML

TW: Scampi

By Anonymous - 22/04/2023 00:00

Today, I’m so heartbroken I can’t even finish leftover Chicken Scampi without bursting into tears. FML

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Yudith 25

Saturday 22 April 2023 13:31

Usually, you could just dump the leftovers in the trash and phone a friend, but there are scampi... Maybe phone a friend and tell him he can have scampi at your house while you trauma-dump on him?

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Yudith 25

Saturday 22 April 2023 13:31

Usually, you could just dump the leftovers in the trash and phone a friend, but there are scampi... Maybe phone a friend and tell him he can have scampi at your house while you trauma-dump on him?

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