Intimacy: Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still... - FML

By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 05:01 - United States

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Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML

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Sunday 9 June 2013 12:20

I got bad news about your sex game...

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Sunday 9 June 2013 12:26

she was actually writing an FML of her own

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Monday 19 August 2013 6:37

wakeup call

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Friday 24 April 2015 18:54

Time for some new moves!!!

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Monday 20 December 2021 10:03

Maybe a distraction from the extreme pain? I can tell you, the two times I’ve had sex, I needed to play video games just to not scream and black out. (It didn’t work)

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