Intimacy: Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still...

By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML

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Sunday 9 June 2013 12:20

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NodakN8V 25

Tuesday 11 June 2013 4:12

Next time let her be on top and then just randomly blurt out the ceiling needs to be repainted.

bbambastic 16

Tuesday 11 June 2013 7:21

This is when you pull out and come on her phone

SatinsNightmares 17

Tuesday 11 June 2013 7:31

Op...guess you need to up your game because she doesn't seem to satisfied in that department

evertvel 1

Tuesday 11 June 2013 13:06

I guess she didn't know her inbox was full.

unhappyhug 11

Tuesday 11 June 2013 14:02

You got skills bro

disaster69 1

Tuesday 11 June 2013 15:26

You must be pretty bad, or small

clixed 12

Tuesday 11 June 2013 18:38

That's way too bad op.

Bilover96 5

Thursday 13 June 2013 23:38

Sorry bud but your obviously not doing what your suppose to be doing

jeorgie210 4

Friday 14 June 2013 6:40

I guess you could say her inBOX was full ;D

Straynachos32 2

Wednesday 17 July 2013 23:38

I think you need to step up a little...

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