Miscellaneous: Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

By skichick54 - 24/08/2011 05:28 - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:50

Points for creativity surely?

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:51

That must've taken skill.

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thiscrazything 1

Wednesday 24 August 2011 13:49

What? How is that done?

TGRandom 5

Wednesday 24 August 2011 13:55

Is that an earthquake I feel? No just douchebags attacking us with watermelons. Nothing special

jerico616 14

Wednesday 24 August 2011 13:58

Ok, I have to admit, THAT IS AWESOME!!!

IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7

Wednesday 24 August 2011 13:58

I got cantaloped :|

snazzy_247 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 13:58

Did you forget to remove your I'm a Canadian mat?

ejdelacruz 3

Wednesday 24 August 2011 14:11

Definitely made my day reading that. :)

CaliGali 9

Wednesday 24 August 2011 14:27

At least it does not leave a bad a smell

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 24 August 2011 14:33

Top suspect: Gallagher

Shayton 12

Wednesday 24 August 2011 14:35

Honestly. I would not be mad for that.they just made a whole new thing.

zoocity13 5

Wednesday 24 August 2011 14:36

Hell yeah! Good snack for later?

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