Miscellaneous: Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

By skichick54 - 24/08/2011 05:28 - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:50

Points for creativity surely?

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anniejinx24 11

Monday 27 May 2013 22:59

I laughed harder than I should have xD

BlackButlerFan 20

Thursday 27 June 2013 1:37

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that happened to me

autumnlovelopez 4

Thursday 27 June 2013 8:19

would have sat there and ate it ♥

AlexCanada77 13

Wednesday 16 April 2014 15:53

WATERMELOONNN!!

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Friday 13 June 2014 0:45

So it begins...

james0003 3

Saturday 14 June 2014 19:25

I can just imagine a bunch of body building kids chucking watermelons lol

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Friday 26 December 2014 7:25

You're actually much luckier than you realize =) Egg can cause a HUGE amount of damage.

Ipsum629 13

Friday 16 January 2015 4:54

ha joke's on them your house smells great and it is easily washed off with a garden hose.

weezypanda420 22

Tuesday 20 October 2015 20:19

Well that's new..

LyricaSilvan 29

Friday 5 February 2016 6:51

On the bright side, it's much less gross and probably somewhat easier to clean up than eggs. I pray to god none of them hit your windows, though.

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