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By bham boy - 20/04/2011 08:10

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

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SayItNicely 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 12:06

Did you get it?

lazerdude07 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 12:07

you should have asked for some milk straight from the breast

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icyu_nv_me3 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 1:33

I would not count on a call back of I were u

cocacoola 2

Thursday 21 April 2011 2:16

HAHAHAH the best fml HAHAHHHAHAHA

Hockeyboy4280 18

Thursday 21 April 2011 2:53

LOL you're like Sam Dawson (Sean Penn) from I am Sam when he was in the lawyer's office. Here's the scene "would you like some water, Mr. Dawson?" "I'll just have some milk". Hahahahahaha!

funallthetime 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 3:11

bbaahhhaaa

_yarrrr 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 3:29

it's clear to me that bottled milk should in fact be an option .

twobig4u 3

Thursday 21 April 2011 4:00

lmfao!!!!!

volleyballchick9_fml 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 4:39

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaah omfg that is so funny

knelson19 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 5:09

Oh my gosh that's hilarious. Don't fret it, OP. People like you are needed or others to be kept on their toes. :)

MileyCyrusIsHot 5

Thursday 21 April 2011 6:01

milk 2 go comes in a bottle...

abbyquiet 3

Thursday 21 April 2011 7:51

but more importantly.... did they bring you the milk?

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