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By bham boy - 20/04/2011 08:10

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

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Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring for a job application. After seeing the cashier, I thought about inquiring if she was single. After accidentally breaking three bottles of liquor, I didn't do either. I left the store, still single and unemployed. FML

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By Kebabjoon - 29/04/2011 11:36 - Spain

Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML

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SayItNicely 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 12:06

Did you get it?

lazerdude07 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 12:07

you should have asked for some milk straight from the breast

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lexi_8588 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 0:44

bhahahahahahahahaha lmfao

Kirstypoo 4

Monday 26 September 2011 5:01

I don't get it?

BeibertSmitor 10

Wednesday 28 September 2011 5:51

CAT MAN!

NEEPLES 7

Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:34

I pooped myself laughing.

xiaoxaio 5

Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:25

so do regular farts

newburton13 26

Monday 28 May 2012 21:20

Original poster.

yenidewi 11

Sunday 4 November 2012 12:37

hahhahahahaha ...

jasminamber 6

Friday 9 November 2012 18:10

Scumbag Brain.

zomk5g 4

Tuesday 5 August 2014 5:07

I'm sorry but I find it hilarious. I hope you got the job op.

CaroAurelia 12

Tuesday 14 July 2015 22:50

Dude, milk is awesome. I love that stuff.

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